This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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