I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
