fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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