marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
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I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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