arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
smell my finger.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He shit in the fireplace
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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