I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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