Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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