so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
