i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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