Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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