It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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