New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Say something about gay babies.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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