This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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