dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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