I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Randomize
