Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
The air taste purple.
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