Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We have started to decorate penises.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Randomize
