At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Randomize
