Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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