just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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