that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
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