And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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