i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Your dad touched me again.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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