So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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