frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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