So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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