in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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