i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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