i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Are my feet made of real feet?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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