She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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