didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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