turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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