Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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