Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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