But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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