i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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