did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Someone came in the potted fern
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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