its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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