Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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