He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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