i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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