so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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