Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
My feet surprised me
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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