This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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