On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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