why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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