these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he puts the penis in happiness.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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