Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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