Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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