is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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