Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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